Here's a Video to Ruin Every Bob Ross Memory You've Ever Had

Who knew that Bob Ross's painting instructionals were so sexual? Who ever wanted to know that Bob Ross's painting instructionals were so sexual?

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Bob Ross Talks Dirty [The Wow Report]

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honeydeeew
honeydeeew

LOVE THIS. My boyfriend and I watch Bob Ross every night before bed. For Valentines' he bought us oil paints and some wee canvases so we could paint along. Fucking amazing. I am developing a drinking game, here are some basic rules:

Drink 1 if he says "happy little"

Drink 1 if he repeats a word more than twice in a row

Drink 2 if you doubt the painting will come out,

Drink 1 when it totally does

Drink 1 when he uses the word "almighty"

Drink 1 if he makes a joke about fucking up the painting, OR jokes or giggles about cleaning his brush