Here's a Statue of George Clooney Marrying a Statue of Amal Alamuddin

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Um, sure. Additional image after the jump.

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Newlyweds George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin stautes on display in a shop in Naples. George Clooney and his fiancee Amal Alamuddin are expected to get married this weekend in Venice, one of the worlds most romantic settings. Naples, Italy - Friday September 26, 2014. NORTH AMERICAN USE ONLY Photograph: © Kika Press, PacificCoastNews.

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Judging from his body language, Clooney is clearly having second thoughts about his upcoming nuptials. He is very closed-off and his body is basically forming the number "1," which is the most singular number. As for Alamuddin, look at the death grip on her oddly small bouquet which seems to be the same size as her mannish hands. Notice her indifferent choice in hairstyle and complete disregard for make-up. Add all of that to her pained smile which looks to be practically plastered on, and I think it's safe to say that if these two do make it to the altar, well, it's not going to be a honeymoon!