Here Is the Secret to Neil Patrick Harris' Shapely Oscar Penis

Neil Patrick Harris, host of the 2015 Oscars, explained the, er, shapeliness of his peen during last night's show on Live with Kelly and Michael Monday morning and it's all about doubling up. Unfortunately, it was one of the most interesting parts of the 17,000 hour show, which tells you something.

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" ... so you couldn't see my religion ..."

lol.