Did you experience a sexual awakening while watching the scene in Disney's Aladdin when Iago the parrot keeps shoving crackers into the tied-up Sultan's mouth? Then, boy, do I have the audiobook for you.
This is the first time I've ever been exposed to the "writing" in this book. I know it's really just mindless fun like any drugstore romance novel and it's not supposed to be some great literary contribution, but man does this sound bad! "My nipples puckered"? That sounds just regular old painful, not fun painful.
Gilbert Godfried is hilarious in this!