Here Is A Male Seahorse Essentially Jizzing 1,800 Tiny Baby Seahorses

Male seahorses are blessed with the miracle of childbirth. You may be surprised to hear that humans don't work the same way, but I am here to impart you with my wisdom. It's a bittersweet moment, though, because this particular male seahorse's lush fertility belies his lifelong dream of being a comedian. :(


The best part of this video is how the female seahorse does not give one single fuck about anything.

[Via Tyler Coates]

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Violet Baudelaire

I'm going to need someone to do a Honey Badger-esque commentary over this