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Here Are Some Testicles to Hang From the Ol' Christmas Tree

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Here's the world's weirdest Christmas ornament, and I'm including pretty much anything Amy Sedaris could cobble together with some googley eyes and a disembodied Barbie.

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From the Check Your Bauballs website:

Decorate your tree with some festive bravado and help a good cause by grabbing or sharing some Bauballs. We've teamed up with Orchid to create some Christmas tree ornaments that raise money and awareness of testicular cancer.

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If you have children, you might want to explain to them that it's an upside down heart. Or, perhaps, you could share that it's what daddy would do to Santa if the old goon tries to make a move on mommy. I don't know, get creative.

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rubydelabooby
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It will go perfect with this stocking (?) thingy someone gave me this weekend.