Heidi Montag guest co-hosted The View today, where she opined about creationism, evolution, the need for God in higher education, and told the gals that she and Spencer—who have been married for four months—are in couples counseling.

Part of Speidi's problem is that Heidi wants children now, and Spencer doesn't. He's afraid she'll be "one of those women" who pokes a hole in the condom with a pin, to trap him.

"That's why reality is so big. It's real." - Heidi Montag, 2009

Babs hates their schtick.

Heidi's ideas on creationism and evolution test Barbara's patience.