Illustration for article titled Heidi Klum Bedazzles Own Face and Sits on Santas Lap For Halloween Party

From Heidi Klum's Halloween party, which was held a month late because of Hurricane Sandy. It was also a benefit for the Red Cross, which is great, and honestly, I kinda love how insane it all is. My idea of throwing a party is buying Trader Joe's hummus trio, taking 1.5x dose of my cousin's social anxiety medication, and putting on the Robyn/ Pandora station. Heidi Klum's idea of throwing a party is getting major sponsorship, gluing crystals to her face, and and ignoring the rules of time and space to celebrate Halloween in December. She wins. Well, maybe Seal is the real winner because he doesn't have to do this shit anymore? Or maybe he's the real loser.


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