Heenes To Plead Guilty

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Fame-hungry parents Richard and Mayumi Heene will plead guilty to charges resulting from the "balloon boy" hoax. Although they could potentially receive jail time, the prosecutor has recommended probation. [CNN]


Don't they see the potential of a huge courtroom trial? They could drag in "expert witnesses" to testify how reality T.V. had warped their brains. They'd probably even get a shitty book deal, or at the very least a movie of the week. Speidi would milk this for all its worth. #hoaxes