Stella McCartney: Lover of animals, of macrobiotic eating, of pineapple print bathing suits... And wrecking other people's lives? So says Heather Mills, who, as you can't avoid hearing about, is going through, like, the worst divorce ever with Stella's dad, former Beatle Paul McCartney. Claims Mills, "Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage. She was so jealous.... Stella wasn't interested in her dad's happiness. I can't protect her any longer... She's done some evil, evil things... We found out she scraped my face out a photo when they were in psychiatric session together". Well, that doesn't sound very earthy crunchy hippie holistic, now does it?!

But Stella is not the one who's turned to the media to unleash her hate. Isn't it crazier that Heather Mills is pouring her heart out to the press? We imagine it must be hard when your dad remarries a younger woman, and you're not exactly sure of her, how do you say?, "motives." Don't get us wrong, we're suspect of anyone who claims to be bffs with Gwyneth Paltrow, but we think we're on Team Stella this time. Stella don't need her daddy's millions — she has parlayed his name into a fortune of her own, thankyouverymuch. And if Mills' allegations are true, well, then, it sounds like Stella knows a crazy bitch when she sees one.

Heather Mills: 'Stella Is A Major Reason My Marriage Ended' [ExtraTV.com]