Lest you think that Gwyneth Paltrow's life as a housewife involves cleaning up kid vomit, doing the dishes and quelling tirades or tantrums, the actress will have you know that she has better things to do, i.e. hanging out with her rich and famous friends and their rich and famous spawn.

Gwyneth tells Spanish Vogue: "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna and very often our children get together to play."

Excuse us while we go practice saying "fuck off" in a prim British accent.

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Kids' Famous Friends [People]