Thought everyone has read or seen Harry Potter? Meet six brave souls who have resisted the boy wizard and gathered all their knowledge about the series by osmosis. These folks wouldn't be able to tell a thestral from a horcrux or a muggle from a squib, and yet here they are, recapping the series in the most honest and incorrect way possible.

Best line: "There's a really smart house, a cute house, an evil house, and then there's like a, just, house of people that are generally kind." (And also there's HufflePuff.) (Sorry.)