Harrison Ford Tells Hilarious Broccoli Joke, Disappointingly Does Not Announce Candidacy for President

Harrison Ford is a pretty all-around delightful human being, earring and all. After David Letterman “convinces” him to tell a funny produce joke, Ford obliges and reminds everyone why he was probably the second-best president of the 20th century, just behind Bill Pullman and slightly ahead of Morgan Freeman.