Happy Birthday to Jenny the gorilla. Jenny, who turned 55 today, lives in the Dallas Zoo and is the oldest living gorilla in captivity. For her birthday, her caretakers brought the 210-lb beauty a frozen fruit cake. And many more, Big Girl! [CBS News]


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Whoa, man. That is one distinguished lady gorilla. I want to meet her and shake her hand. And then maybe sit quietly with my new friend and gently pick fleas out of her fur. That would be, like, awesome.

Gorillas rock. They're very tender-hearted creatures. We need more of them, you know?