Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Some consider Halston to be a "cursed" label. Halston died in 1990 of AIDS-related causes, and since then, the company has been through eight different owners and many designers. The collection shown yesterday, created by Marios Schwab? Hated it!

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This dress is probably beautiful, but the model looks like she just received some really devastating news.

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Watercolor bath towel?

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Interesting shapes, lots of drape.

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The metallic accents are cool.

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Coral reef chic.

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This is reminiscent of what Tom Ford did for Gucci about 10 years ago; Ford, as Kate Betts puts it in The Daily Beast, "stealthily co-opted Halston's DNA."

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No.

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Something very Dazed And Confused about this. She's riding home in a van.

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This I like: Grecian toga, in a acid bright hue.

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Okay, but is it flattering?

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"Calgon, take me away!"

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For all the Twilight and True Blood fans: When werewolves attack.

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Gucci Ice Capades.

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Meh.

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Wow. Hot. Okay.

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The percentage of people on whom this would look good is so minuscule it doesn't seem worth discussing.

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Party pajamas, for entertaining at home. Barefoot.

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Is it supposed to be see-through?

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Nice color.

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Sure, if you're going to a party at the Skywalker house on Tattooine, by all means.

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Well, at least someone liked it. Then again, Sarah Jessica Parker is the president and chief creative officer of Halston Heritage, the brand's secondary line.

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PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

#8 is riding home in the van with the bumper sticker that says either: "if the van is rocking don't come knocking," or, "ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free."