Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It’s true, nothing gold can stay, and by “gold” I mean “Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you’re not watching.” While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don’t know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), Angus T. Jones will not be returning as a full-time castmember.

Producers are discussing his potential gig as a recurring role. Supposedly this has nothing to do with Jones’ wacko evangelical rant against the show from last November (“Please stop watching. Stop filling your head with filth.”) but let’s be real, that was a bummer.

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