Gym Invites You to Crack a Walnut with Your Rock Hard Ass and Then Eat It

This ridiculous ad for a chain of Russian gyms seems to be a wee bit confused about why people work out. There are plenty of reasons why people want to be buff, but being able to eat a nut that you've cracked with your bare ass is not usually one of them. And, in case you think it's disgusting to chew on something that's been in your buttcrack, think again. She obviously just showered, so it's totally fine...

[via AdRants]

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therealquash ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

At the Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta (lauded in many a rap song and a favorite among Atlanta yuppies as the place where "strippers go to die"...I know, I know) there is a woman (she's in her sixties, probably?) who, as part of her act, crushes beer cans with her bum. Its rather fascinating, honestly.