There are a few things we could talk about when it comes to The Tonight Show's latest lip sync battle featuring Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton: How it doesn't really hold a candle to lip syncs past, how both Voice mentors seem a little drunk OR what a girl (for the sake of the story, let's just say I'm the girl) would have to do to get a gold varsity jacket like the one Stefani's wearing and pay a lot less than what she (presumably) paid for it.

Not all of us have those Tragic Kingdom bucks, man.