Guess Which Celebrity Keeps 90% of the Proceeds From Her 'Charity' Auctions

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Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that some celebrities' "charity" auctions are actually actually just sales that end up supporting celebrities' images and pocketbooks much more than they end up supporting the charities themselves? Who's actually giving it away? Who's pocketing the cash? Let's find out!

It should surprise exactly no one that Kim Kardashian, of the 72-day wedding-for-profit scheme, is a member of the 10% to Charity Club. According to Fox News' Pop Tarts blog, Kimmy K has been running threads through eBay's GivingWorks for years now. The site only requires sellers to give a minimum of 10% to charity, so that's what she's done. It doesn't take a Math Expert to know that 100% minus 10% means that Kim's "charity" auctions actually pay her 9 times more than they pay the charity of her choice. Kim's sister Khloe and Khloe's husband Lamar Odom have also generously agreed to pocket 90% of the proceeds from auctioning off their personal items.

So what's the difference between a 10% donation and a 100% donation? When it comes to celebrity auctions, the trick's in the wording. If an auction promises to give "all proceeds to charity," it's safe to assume that's what's going to happen. "Some proceeds to charity" means just that— and it could mean that as little as 10% is going to support something besides the deceptively charitable celebrity's bottom line.


Not all celebrities Kardashian out on their charitable giving. Miley Cyrus, Sienna Miller, Steven Tyler, and Charlie Sheen have opened their closets or houses to auctions that gave 100% of the proceeds to charity in recent years. Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler also routinely give away all of the money they raise through charity auctions. And, as much as U2's music makes me want to set myself on fire, The Edge has put his money where his mouth is and given away all the money auctions of his personal effects has raised.

In Kim's defense, The Dream Foundation, designated Kardashian auction beneficiary, has no problem with Kim's giving, saying she goes "above and beyond," which is pretty much the only thing that any charity would ever say about any donor. In fact, the only time I've ever seen a charity try to guilt trip people for not giving enough money was when Ira Glass called to nag listeners who didn't contribute to public radio on air. And that was hilarious. Even though she's been straightforward about the 10%-to-charity figure, what Kim's doing just seems misleading, and, well Kardashian (Kardashian, in this context, is an adjective meaning "scammy and fame-whoring.")

Giving to charity is commendable, but when the Kardashians are getting more out of giving to charity— both money-wise and career-wise— than the charities themselves, can we really call it "charitable?"

When celebs auction off their stuff to charity, they often keep most of the profits [Fox]

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There's an awful lot of "it's her money, she can do what she wants" rationalizations in this thread. I disagree. Being filthy rich comes with power and an obligation to be responsible. What The K klan are doing is both an abuse of power (using their celebrity status to overcharge people for a huge array of products, including sweatshop produced "Dash" crap and her own used stuff) and totally irresponsible (people who make that kind of money should have to pay much higher taxes and are socially, ethically and morally obligated to help the communities they live in. Especially because, you know, they're making their fortune off of the backs of some of the weakest members of the global community).

These people are typical, greedy trash. It is so sad the way so many people (especially young people) mistakenly think these idiots should be "looked up to" in any kind of way.

Oh, and before some pro-capitalist arsehole gets on here and says it: YES, I am a Canadian "commie" who believes that the rich need to be taxed highly and that no one person should be able to hoard obscene amounts of wealth and power. Also, I believe in the right to publicly funded health care, access to clean drinking water, a free education and fuzzy puppies and kittens for everyone.