Has your mom never experienced the joy of judging the women on Toddlers & Tiaras, Little Miss Perfect, and Dance Moms? Perhaps this Valentine's Day you should let her know just how "cuh-razy" other moms can be with a card that reads:

Some moms spray-tan their kids and enter them in pageants. Some are stage moms that put you to work, then spend all your money. There are even moms who get lots of surgery and try to be mistaken as your sister.

It's only a matter of time before florists start offering the "Thanks For Not Getting Me High on Mountain Dew and Forcing Me to Wear a Flipper" arrangement with reusable vase.