Golden Boys: Eric Koreng, David Klemperer

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Germany's Eric Koreng (L) celebrates with team-mate David Klemperer after they won their match against the Netherlands in a men's preliminary beach volleyball match at Beijing's Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground on August 14, 2008, during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Germany won 2-0. AFP PHOTO/THOMAS COEX (Photo credit should read THOMAS COEX/AFP/Getty Images)



Jezebel has officially made my day complete.

*sweet baby jebus*, WHERE did my towel go?

And I'm not even a homosexual male.