Gobble, Gobble, Toil And Trouble: 4 Celebrity Hand Turkeys

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Happy Thanksgiving! So: I made you guys some hand turkeys — but these are no ordinary birds.

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Hand Turkey FAQ

Q: What is a hand turkey?
A: An adorable craft made by American schoolchildren — and you!
Q: How do I make one?
A: Click the "full size" link, print the image (you might have to copy and paste into your favorite graphics program), cut it out, and glue or tape to a section of toilet paper roll. Use to decorate the dinner table this afternoon!
Q: What's special about these hand turkeys?
A: They are inspired by some of the year's biggest "turkeys" — public figures I felt should be immortalized in gobbling-bird form.
Q: Why don't the people have any arms? And why are there fingers sticking up out of their backs?
A: It's been a long time since I made a hand turkey, okay? Shut up.
Q: Why is the Alaskan flag green?
A: Seriously, shut up.

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Carrie Prejean

Happy Thanksgiving!

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DISCUSSION

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Jane, you ignorant slut.

Marshall: See what I got going on here, they're turkeys but they're also hands. Because later we're going to eat turkey, and then I'm going to slap you in your face.

Happy Slapsgiving, everyone.