Though nobody will ever beat this Spears/Timberlake circa 2001 combo on the American Music Awards red carpet, tonight's show does promise performances from the likes of Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, Mary J. Blige, and Kelly Clarkson. Let's all watch together.

Update: The one bright spot in this crap fest thus far has been Lady Gaga's performance, which is currently up on YouTube, though I doubt it will stay up for long:

And here's a clip of J-Lo falling in her Louboutins, which will probably be what people are talking about tomorrow: