Are you tired of the cuteness of Valentine's Day? Do you want to get your special someone something totally disgusting? The Bronx Zoo has the perfect gift for you — for $10, you can name one of their Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your SO (or friend, or mom, or whatever). No, you do not also get to take the roach home to surprise your loved one. But yes, you can get a chocolate roach instead. I think this gift works best if you are dating someone named Franz.

Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever: Name a Cockroach! [The Mary Sue]

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