Girlfriend Straight Up Had 80 Freaking Bridesmaids

About having 80 motherloving bridesmaids in her wedding, dance teacher Katie Dalby said: “I didn’t want to exclude anyone.” Listen, I totally want every kitten on Petfinder, but at some point, you gotta learn how to edit or else you’re just surfing on a couch of cats all the way to Lonely Lady Island.

The 26-year-old from Harwich, Essex, invited 74 members of her Boogie Shoes Dance Academy to participate in her wedding, as well as her three sisters-in-law, her niece, her cousin and her best friend. Phew. Well, I hope the photographer had a wide-angle lens. (HEY OH)