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George Takei Helps You Come Out to Your Family During the Holidays

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For around $150, George Takei, Hero of the Internet, will help you come out to your entire family during Christmas dinner. I'm absolutely positive that this is worth every penny and then some.

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"Any of you motherfuckers give him shit about it, I will come back here and fuck. your. shit. up."

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kyosuke
Kat Callahan

Oh come on peeps, "helps you" is clearly ironic internet cutesy speech, right, RIGHT?

>_>