George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother

  • George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
  • A source claims that Elin Nordegren is planning to divorce Tiger Woods and seek full custody of the couple's two children: "She can't believe Tiger's behaviour," says a "friend" of Nordegren, "He says he wants to save the marriage but he's not doing anything about it. He's hiding out like a child and refusing to go to rehab to get the treatment he needs. She's so mad at him, she's flipping out." [Mirror]
  • Woods allegedly hid his extramarital affairs with the help of a team of sorts, including his caddy, his former manager, and his current agent, Mark Steinberg, who, according to the New York Post, "helped kill a National Enquirer story about his alleged romps with pancake-house hostess Mindy Lawson by offering Woods as a cover to sister publication Men's Fitness." [PageSix]
  • Woods' friends claim that they warned him about his behavior, to no avail: ""A lot of us who love him saw this coming," says a friend, "We said, 'You've got to be careful. It's really getting too raggedy.' In his own mind, he may not have thought he was doing anything wrong. He was under a lot of pressure. He thought he was just letting off steam. He thought of it as a perk." [NYDN]
  • And even Tiger's mother, Kutilda Woods, is angry with her son: ""[This] was devastating to her," says a source, "She likes [Tiger's wife] Elin [Nordegren] and adores her grandchildren. She's worried about them. She doesn't want to see them hurt." [NYPost]
  • Possibly breaking the hearts of 12-year-olds across the universe, Kevin Jonas married his fiance, Danielle Deleasa at a castle on Long Island last night. [People]
  • Kate Hudson "put her heartbreak behind her" by hosting a Christmas party; Kate Beckinsale, Tobey Maguire, Liv Tyler, and Fergie were all in attendance. [DailyMail]
  • Meanwhile, Kate Gosselin apparently wants to put her heartbreak behind her by competing on Dancing With The Stars, even though she says she "so cannot dance." [Extra]
  • "I love the [female]-empowering message that it has. If someone cheats on you or breaks up with you or does something awful or wrong to you, you [want to] sit there and cry and feel sorry for yourself and eat ice-cream and wear sweat pants and [have] your girlfriends come over. It's like no, let's not get it twisted, I'm going to put on my good shoes and my good dress and bye. You're going to watch this (slaps her backside) walk right out of the house."-Jennifer Lopez on her single, "Louboutins." [FoxNews]
  • Lindsay Lohan decided to pose in a fishnet stocking bodysuit, for some reason. [NewsoftheWorld]
  • Lady GaGa also posed recently, taking "futuristic" pics with famed photographer David LaChappelle. [DailyMail]
  • Avatar started out strong at the box office on Friday, taking in an estimated 27 million dollars. [EW]
  • Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi had an "issue" with a bathroom attendant at a club called Marquee, "because she used the hairspray and perfume and tipped the attendant 75 cents. She got offended when the attendant respectfully declined the tip," according to a source, "She's a total diva, but the other guys were very nice and had quite a few attractive girls following them around." [PageSix]
  • "What I wanted to be was a musician, and play the piano in bars. I wanted to go to Nice and play on the beach in a tuxedo. I thought that was cool. It's such a romantic idea. All you have is your one tuxedo. That was my dream job growing up. I haven't written any songs for a while though."-Robert Pattinson [ShowbizSpy]
  • The FBI is set to release Michael Jackson's classified files to the public on Monday; the files include information gathered during Jackson's 1994 and 2003 child molestation cases. [TMZ]
  • Former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, who just had a baby last week, says she and her husband hope to have a big family: "We definitely want another kid right away, because we want the two kids to be close in age. We want four, but you know, we are taking it one step at a time. We're concentrating on our first child and seeing where things go from there." [OK]
  • Susan Boyle's fans are pushing for the singer to record the next James Bond theme song. [DailyExpress]
  • Simon Cowell is rumored to be leaving American Idol in order to host a U.S. version of The X Factor, starting in 2011. [WashingtonPost]
  • "I'll play arenas. But it's about the story. What do I want my fans to say when they're 45 and talking to their daughters? I want them to say, 'I saw her four times, and before I knew it she was selling out the Garden, and every time I saw her she was ahead of her time, and she never disappointed us, and she never took too much money from us, and she always put out great music and great fashion, and I always had the time of my life.' That's what's important to me. It's not about me, it's about them!"-Lady GaGa [LATimes]
  • "Sex scenes, love scenes. Yes, at this age it's unusual for somebody to do a love scene, to be making love. Yeah, that is unusual. But that is just how benighted we are. Because, you know, we still are alive. It's you and I, baby. It's authentic. The whole idea that you have to look a certain way and be a certain age to earn love is ridiculous. We love what we love. It doesn't matter what shape it is. It's thrilling to see real people on screen. The thing that broke that little barrier for me was Julie & Julia, where everyone said, "Isn't it remarkable that a tall overweight woman and a short bald man could be in love?" Well, yeah? You know what I mean? You're alive."- Meryl Streep [TimesOnline]

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