Good news for people who love General Hospital (somebody, assumably)/bad news for people who love Tim Gunn (everybody, obviously). ABC has renewed the soap opera for yet another season (the show is a whopping 49-years-old), while effectively quelling the Gunn-helmed daytime talk show The Revolution, where, having never seen or heard of the show until this very moment, I assume they spend their time discussing the uprising of the proletariat and which guillotine is best for you. The show will end its run at the end of July, effectively proving that the revolution will not be televised.

ABC Renews ‘General Hospital' [NYT]

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