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Gate DD No Longer

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Remember the New York Jets fans' vaunted halftime tradition of surrounding girls while drunk and chanting, spitting, etc. till they flashed their tits? (No, that's not them at left.) Yeah, well, the feminazi bonerkiller division of the NYPC cracked down on that. Or maybe it was just the same Mother Nature responsible for all that riotous male energy in the first place: "In this cold weather, you'd have a better chance to see God," said a female Jets fan at the game Sunday. [NYT]

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@lfw1031: we should yell "drop trou" while waving old-school wooden rulers!

not that objectification of one cancels out the objectification of another, but just seeing the line up of guys waiting to see a pair of titties for free makes me want to vomit.