Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey Shore

“What the hell is this? I ordered a large.”

“I’m so glad I could get this beer to go.”

“If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.”

“When you said you were going to set me up with a date who’s bubbly, this is not what I had in mind.”

“You probably think I don’t know that this holiday commemorates the Mexican army’s victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla. But I do. I also know that dolphins are not gay sharks, despite what you may have heard on TV.”

“Sniff. These beverages before me make up what is truly one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen. ¡Viva Mexico!”