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G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

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If the fashions at this special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra at Grauman's Chinese Theatre are any indication of the movie, the flick's all over the place. And involves Heidi and Spencer and a copy of Playboy.

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Love her or hate her — because Sienna Miller's one of those inexplicably polarizing stars — everyone can agree that she looks old Hollywood glam.


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Jenna Dewan's motto: if a little leg's good, a lot's better.


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Even though I kinda hate Ciara's new-wave tennis getup, and the necklace looks potentially lethal, she looks typically confident and amazing.


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Ew. Every single one of these pictures of Heidi and Spencer shows them mugging with her Playboy. What this has to do with either their faith or the New World Order, I couldn't say.


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Before you make your judgment of the stunning Rachel Nichols' gown...


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...you should probably see the back.


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For his sake, I hope young Leo Howard— or at least his mom — comes to regret this picture, in which he is dressed like a dad going through a mid-life crisis.


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I dunno, gang. It just seems like if Aubrey O'Day wants to wear something crisp and structured, it should actually looks kind of...crisp. And structured.

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I am going to have to say no to all of these except Sienna Miller's. It is flawless.