Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex Tape

Are you a non-unionized, female, Caucasian, ethnically ambiguous, 30-45-year-old actor looking to break through with a timely role in a mock sex tape? If you are, then Funny or Die wants you to audition for a role in what will surely be a hilarious General Petraeus sex tape, which you’d star in alongside a 40-60-year-old dude who looks enough like General Petraeus to make it weird. Auditions start on Nov. 26 at Funny or Die Studios in Hollywood, and filming starts the very next day. The gig pays a cool $100, and most likely requires some very awkward face-making.

via Buzzfeed