Fringed And Feathered Doily Craft Project Explosion At Custo Barcelona

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Last night at Bryant Park, Custo Barcelona looked ready to pull a Sophie Theallet and show its spring collection on an all-black cast; black models wore the first dozen-odd looks. But unfortunately, while runway diversity is hot, these clothes are...not.

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Many of the clothes, in fact, looked as though they were constructed out of stapled-together doilies, with a load of rick-rack and reams of 70s-lampshade bobbled fringe for added oomph.

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There were even doily coats — with feather trims — to match the doily dresses.

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And outrageous his 'n' hers ensembles, for the couple with what might kindly be called "confidence."

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And, for those who feel that women get to keep the fun of all-lace ensembles too much to themselves, Custo Barcelona offers this powder-blue patched lace two-button suit.

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The collection as a whole looked very much like things your palm-reading aunt might make out of her curtains. The trailing hem of this asymmetrical offering even cause Alice Gibb to stumble slightly during her last turn on the runway.

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OK, things your palm-reading aunt might make out of her curtains, plus a cringe-worthy quantity of trims.

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There were even dresses made, mummy-style, entirely from trims. Versatile!

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Craft project gone wrong.

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This is like a Prada warrior dress from fall 2009, sissified and dolled up.

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And for those men who desire shiny suits in a microchip print, Custo's got you covered.

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Doilies, feathers, rick-rack, and fringe, oh my: it's a wonder Rose Cordero could keep a straight face on the catwalk.

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NtotheItotheCKY

Don't the underwear pieces seem vaguely reminiscent of Santino's auf wiedersehen collection in season 2 of Project Runway?

What happened to Andre???