Frances Bean Cobain Calls Courtney Love Her 'Biological Mother,' Says Twitter Should Ban Her

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The notoriously prolific and unstable tweeter Courtney Love went on a rant accusing former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of hitting on and sleeping with her 19-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. And now she's being called out on her bullshit. Grohl has already denied the charge, but Frances has just released a sharp statement of her own repudiating her mother's claim and delivering the ultimate diss.


The statement, which was released via email by a publicist, reads:

While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.

Twitter should ban my mother.

Gross is right, and the "biological mother" dig cuts like a knife. Being forced by your mother to publicly speak about who you are or are not sleeping with is grounds for disowning said mother. Frankly, Frances deserves some sort of medal for turning out as a functional human being, but maybe a lifetime Twitter ban for Courtney is the next best thing.


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Phew. Even though he alluded to leaving NBC yesterday, it looks like maybe Alec Baldwin isn't leaving 30 Rock after all. Tina Fey was on The View and said,

As far as I know, he's not leaving the show. We're all in this together 'til the end. I think that he just maybe means that the end of the show — we're in six years — that the end of the show is visible on the horizon. We're all still on the show.


Oh, great, Alec's not leaving—the whole show is leaving. Goddamn you, the future. You are a miserable place. [HuffPo]

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President Obama once rightfully called Kanye West a jackass after he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 VMAs. Well, he hasn't changed his mind in the interim. When asked if he prefers Jay-Z or Kanye, Obama smiled and said, "Jay-Z, although I like Kanye. He's a Chicago guy. Smart. He's very talented." But then he was reminded about his previous jackass comment, and he said, "He is a jackass. But he's talented." Can't fault a man for being honest. [E!]

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    It was over voicemails, so there's been some recorded messages from Chevy. And now people are like, "Do you think they're true?" And as I've said before, we said it on The Soup, it's impossible because there's no way Chevy could figure out voicemail. He hibernates for nine months out of the year, and when you wake someone up, they're very disoriented and a lot of the time they don't know what they're saying.

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    E'Dena has also said there's no truth to the rumors. That's a blessed relief. Of course, next thing we know Morgan Freeman will probably be dating Frances Bean Cobain and E'Dena and Dave Grohl will be eloping. [TMZ]

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So happy to see an unequivocal, non-apologist mention of Courtney here.

Yes, I loved her in the 90s too, but she's fucked up and mean. Not worthy of even residual idolization.