Fran Drescher Swears She Was Abducted by an Alien

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We all thought Fran Drescher was from Queens, but it turns out she might actually be from another planet—or at least she traveled to one briefly. She honestly believes that she and her ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson, have something very interesting in common:

You know, it's funny because Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot.

Peter doesn't buy into the whole alien fate thing, and he says Fran got the scar on her hand from "a drill bit or burning herself holding a hot cup of water." But Fran will not be dissuaded:

I said to him, that's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

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If you think about it, this "chip" could explain a lot.

Fran Drescher Believes She Was Abducted By Aliens [HuffPo]

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girlonfire

As a devoted Fran Drescher fan (yeah, I said it) and as a person who believes in aliens and alien abduction (come at me, bro) I believe her.

And fuck right off to all of you calling her crazy and making fun of her (which by the way, is a pretty terrible thing to do if you actually believe she is mentally ill). This woman has been through far worse than most people can say they've been through (at least in the developed world) and seen the absolute dregs of humanity and has come out of it a kind, positive, cheerful gem of a person.