Fourth of July Open Thread Spectacular By Erin Gloria Ryan | July 4, 2011 | 10:45pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! My fellow Americans (and non-Americans), Thank you for hanging out with me today. It’s been real. If you’re celebrating this evening, have fun and be safe. If you’re not celebrating, enjoy the evening anyway. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court I leave you with a tune by the Presidents of the United States of America and invite you to salute each other in the comments. Keep it light, be polite, and have a great night. More from JezebelFor No Reason at All, Let's Revisit Trump's Creepy Comments About His DaughterIn Poland, 3 Doctors Were Sentenced to Prison for Delaying Abortion CareColdplay Just Exposed a Workplace Affair—Let Me in the Slacks! Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: