Four are dead after a shooting in an Aurora, Colo. townhouse: three hostages and the gunman.
I'll save some of you the time:
1. STOP the video game violence!
2. Stop making VIOLENT movies!
3. No more D&D sold anywhere!
4. Scooby Doo banned!
5. Burn Catcher in the Rye!
6. Heavy Metal MUSIC IS BAD!
7. Arm everyone with MKs! And FLAMETHROWERS! AND THAT ROBOT THING THAT RIPLEY USES TO KILL THE QUEEN ALIEN!
8. This would have turned out exactly the same if he'd had a KNIFE!
9. Or a bomb!!!
10. OR A NINJA STAR!
11. BAN NINJA MOVIES!
12. 2nd Amendment.
13. 2nd Amendment.
14. 2nd Amendment!!!1111111111111111111111111111
15. The Government will take our guns!
16. STALIN will come back from the dead, steal our guns and money and cars, urinate on the constitution with his gasoline pee (before setting it on fire), then return the CAR ON EMPTY. Holy shiz.
17. WELL-REGULATED MILITIA!!!!
18. 2nd Amendment.
19. Guns don't kill people, PEOPLE DO AND THEY CAN JUST AS EASILY USE A SAMURAI SWORD AS THEY CAN A GUN.
20. LOOK, over THERE! TOM CRUISE! FORCE LIGHTNING!
I think I got most of it.