A discount clothing chain for young women is again being mocked for its endless offerings of Jesus-themed young women's casual fashion. This chain is owned by fundamentalist Christians, but instead of only selling burqas they just put ridiculous cross shapes on all their tacky clothes. Can you name this horrid store?
As we have mentioned before, Forever21 is owned by Evangelical Christians. So it's no surprise that a lot of the garments offered are covered — nay, smothered — in crosses. But sometimes, in an effort to combine hip trends and Christianity, you get weird juxtapositions of Jesus and jaguars.
A few examples for sale right now:
Shredded Jesus. He performed some exorcisms, which is not very metal. (Unless you're Stryper.) Turning water in to wine is fairly rock and roll, though.
Actually, He probably would be into kilts.
Like Yahoo says: "Why did Jesus heal all the leopards in the leopard colony?"
"He loved cool cats, that's why."
Jaguar Jesus. (If you're British, that's jag-you-are.) We've heard of Jesus as a lion… but never as a Central American panther. But hey, at least there's a commitment to the concept of Jesus-as-animal. Which you'd better get used to.
BECAUSE JESUS IS AN ANGRY JUNGLE CAT.