Over on Guanabee, writer Gabriel Caro has created something called "The International Fuckability Hierarchy Index: Latin Countries." Basically, where you're from dictates how much you get laid, and Caro has created a useful bar graph (as seen here) in which penises illustrate Spain's superior allure over Guatemala, for instance. Plus! "If your country's name has an ñ add 5 points; if your country has hosted, participated in, or applauded terrorist activity, subtract 5 points; add 5 points if Pablo Neruda ever lived in your country; if Che Guevara visited your country in one of his "reconnaissance" trips, do nothing but ponder the significance of it all; if your country is an island, subtract 3 points." The index also name drops Shakira, Benicio Del Toro, Daddy Yankee and, uh, Hugo Chavez. It's not right, but it's okay. [Guanabee]
Honduran men are teh sexy, and I protest their shamefully low ranking. I lived in Tegucigalpa for a year, and was eminently satisfied with the quality of man candy.
Actually, I think the allure of men from Latin countries has something to do with the fact that most of them LIKE women. A lot. They seem to appreciate the whole package. They can find something sexy about any woman they see, no matter how old, how plump, how short, how flat. Which is pretty awesome.
Sure, there's a fair ammount of objectification going on, but it seems to go hand in hand with celebration of women as a whole. Which, you know, is sweet. AND sexy.