The dentist chair*, the DMV, Whole Foods at 2pm on Fourth of July. That's a list of places I'd rather be than at that funhouse hell hole known as Disneyland.
I know, I know, lots of well-adjusted adults enjoy Disneyland to an
unnatural extent — I'm friends with some of those weirdos cool people! — but I don't think I even remotely understood the sick fascination until watching this video. Disneyland seems downright magical through the lens of the 1950s, and maybe it's that I'm just tricked by vintage video, but LET'S GO.
Also, MINIATURE HORSE CORRAL?? Let's go NOW.
*I'm talking the Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors dentist.