The economy sucks and the rent is too damn high, so if you're living in Tucker, Georgia a local photographer/lady into feet is offering prospective roomies a spacious room in exchange for some artistic (read:indirectly sexual) services.
The ad, which is still up on Craigslist, isn't the weirdest one we've seen (it's certainly no "desperately seeking homeless girl to sexually assault"), but it's kind of up there. Not because it's weird to be into feet, but because it's a little creepy to have photos of your feet be part of the rental payment/barter system. What if you're having a bad foot day? What happens if your feet suddenly turn ugly? How many retakes are allowed per foot?
Here's the ad:
Hi my name is **********. I currently live in my three bedroom house and have a spare room. The room is located upstairs on the second floor. The second floor will be just your room and your bathroom. The kitchen, other bathroom and other bedrooms are on the first floor. Please keep in mind there is one more female in the other room downstairs.
Approx. 10 ft. x 7 ft.
1ft. deep x 3 ft. wide, 6 ft tall
Approx. 10 ft. x 12-1/2 ft.
2-1/2 ft. x 7 ft.
1-1/2 ft. x 3 ft.
2 ft. x 3 ft.
The rent is only going to be 250$ that's absolutely everything included. When moving in I ask for the first months rent in advance. I only take checks and money orders. Why such cheap rent? Well the only catch is you must allow me to take 10 photos of your feet once every two weeks. Why feet you may ask, Well since I was young I loved photography and I also have a small foot fetish so why not combine the two. I have a well paying job and can pay most bills by my self so don't expect any price changes to the rent.
The house is off of Lavista RD in Tucker, Ga. I will tell you the exact address after we speak and I decide is you are candidate for the room.
If you have nice looking feet and you wish to live here please contact me. Please send me an email with a few sample pictures of your feet and a brief summary of yourself and your style of living. Any questions please contact me I will reply promptly Then we will move on from there. Thanks! :)
I looked up rents in the La Vista area (which a colleague has explained is nowhere near downtown and actually not a particularly nice place to live) and $250 is fairly cheap, considering that rents generally run between $400-$500 in Tucker. So that's ten bucks a photo, which is more than anyone would ever pay me for photos of my feet. I just can't imagine what the rental interview will be like or how much the poster will be swayed by cute feet when rent is three weeks late and there's just Doritos dust everywhere. You know what? I'd just suggest going for a more traditional rental opportunity if I were you.
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