Five Cats At The Same Time, Synchronized Kittens

In a world where these kittens and cannibalism both exist, do the kittens win? Or does cannibalism win? Or do they just negate each other to create an ambivalent, godless universe? I think that's the one. (Also, props if you noticed that my headline is a failed, crappy spin on a lyric from Lil' Wayne's "6 Foot 7 Foot.")

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jennief158
DeccaLeChat

I want ALL the kittens.

Seriously, someone should start a service where you can go in and hold a kitten for, say, five minutes for a dollar. I would totally visit every day.