Finally, Your Chance To Work For Angelina & Brad

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Wanted: A full-time nanny to care for six adorable children. Must be willing to travel — Los Angeles, New Orleans, France, etc. A degree in child development or education is required, and applicants should speak at least two different languages. The ability to handle being stalked by photographers is very important. Salary begins at $150,000. Despite how you may have seen some nannies behave, you may not sleep with the father. Or the mother. Send resumes to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, ‪1615 Keepondreaming Street‬, Hollywood‪, CA 90028‬. [Showbiz Spy]

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Ugh. People are jerks. When Emma Watson was at Brown, she would often participate in class. Sources say she would answer questions, and get them right, because she was "really smart." But when she would do so, hecklers in class would call out "Three points for Gryffindor!" This got very tiring. [Gatecrasher, Daily Mail]

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You know how Lady Gaga has those prosthetic face angles? She wishes they were real. "I did look into having them done permanently but decided against it. Mostly because of my boyfriend, if you want the truth." [NME via Showbiz Spy]

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Nicki Minaj is a royal wedding enthusiast! [The Sun]

  • Here is a picture of Ron Weasley taking a bong hit. Inhalare Cannabis! [ONTD]
  • Headline of the day: "Bethenny Frankel: I Used Reality TV to Make $120 Million." [ONTD]
  • Sandra Bullock is not happy about Jesse James's book. In fact, she's "devastated." She's allegedly told him she no longer wants to be friends with him. Good idea. [Showbiz Spy]
  • It's Good Friday, and Lindsay Lohan may have a good day in court. Apparently her felony charge will be reduced to a misdemeanor. [Radar Online]
  • Breaking: Jennifer Aniston hates her haircut. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Sometimes she does a lot of sexyface, so you forget that Beyoncé is totally adorable. [The Life Files]
  • Jennifer Lopez is going to do an American Idol-type show for Latin America. [NY Post]
  • LeAnn Rimes on her extramarital affair with Eddie Cibrian (who was also married at the time): "I know I didn't do it the right way. I didn't have the tools to know how to do it the right way, how to let go the right way. I'd never been taught that." [NYDN]
  • Snooki has lost weight, and tweeted: "Water is my new best friend." [NYDN]
  • Guys, don't tell Fox News, but Kingston Rossdale has glittery painted toenails. [Just Jared]
  • Kara DioGuardi is being sued over a car accident she had no part in. [Digital Spy, TMZ]
  • Mike Tyson looks downright angelic in his new ad supporting being vegan. [AdWeek]
  • Uh-oh: Is Mariska Hargitay ready to quit Law & Order: SVU? [Showbiz Spy]
  • Now that All My Children is ending, could Susan Lucci be headed to Desperate Housewives? [Page Six]
  • Amy Smart is engaged to TV carpenter Carter Oosterhouse, he of the dreamy dark hair and thick eyebrows. [People]
  • Peaches Geldof's husband has filed for divorce. They were married in 2008, split in 2009, and Peaches is already dating Eli Roth. [Digital Spy]
  • "We see each other once a week. We meet up all the time. She's beautiful. I love having my own little pop star. She's brill." — Russell Brand on Katy Perry. [Contact Music]
  • "I have little storage spaces with mindless stuff in... I'm like, 'What do I put in these things?' I keep getting charges from all these different places; I got one from, like, Dubai! I'm a hoarder; I'm a terrible, terrible hoarder." — Robert Pattinson. [Daily Express]
  • "I hate hearing actors moan: 'I have to be in Mexico for five months... Oh no, I've gotta go to fucking Tokyo...' Fucking grow up! Go get a real fucking job and let somebody else go." — Paul Bettany. [Contact Music]

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So LeAnn Rimes is claiming she has no moral compass, never having been taught any? Then she can't be very bright either if she wasn't aware of how women tend to be regarded if they are accused of breaking up a marriage, let alone a high profile one.