File under "No Shit": A new study shows that happily-married women rebound better from everyday stress than women with trouble at home. UCLA researchers focused on the stress hormone cortisol; elevated cortisol levels are associated with crappy crap like depression, burnout, chronic fatigue syndrome and possibly even cancer. UCLA psychology professor Rena Repetti says, "Past research has found that men appear to get a health and longevity boost from marriage, while for women, being married is only beneficial insofar as the marriage is high-quality." Well, duh. [Science Daily]