GaaaaaaAAAaAAAhaaahahahhHhHhhh. A pair of Florida fetish models have pled not guilty to felony charges of animal cruelty, over "crush porn" videos in which they allegedly decapitate chickens, torture rabbits, and squish live fish. Frowny 2 tha face.
Stephanie Hird, 29, and Sara Zamora, 28, entered the pleas during an appearance at a Miami-Dade courthouse on Monday, WTVJ-TV reported.
...The films — produced by Adam Redford, a local fishing boat captain — included scenes with Hird and Zamora torturing and killing the small animals while engaged in sex acts, court papers show.
In one sadistic scene, Zamora was pleasuring a man with her left hand while "repeatedly cutting a chicken's neck using hedge clippers with her right," according to the documents.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Look, people. I totally support you doing all of the sexy sex things that you desire. But there are certain thresholds at which you must draw some lines, and one of those thresholds is the part of the chicken where its HEAD CONNECTS TO ITS BODY.
RIP, little buddies. :(
But congrats, Florida, on defending your title as earth's #1 exporter of frowny-face.
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