[Brentwood, California; December 27. Image via Flynet]
@biscuitdoughjones: Oh my god, the white button fly pair!! I coveted those for so long but my mom was unrelenting. Then I finally got them: they were beautiful and they fit perfectly and then - before I even wore them out of the house - I set a black permanent marker on my thigh and my world came crashing down. They became cutoffs almost immediately and I had to pretend like that's how I wanted it. Obviously, I'm not fully recovered yet.