The Wimbledon Winners Party at London's Hotel Intercontinental brought out Serena, Rogers, and a slew of tennis bigs - and these are celebs we don't mind feting.
The framing around the breasts is the kind of lingerie detailing I don't love on Serena Williams, but she still looks lovely. Oh, hold that thought - US Weekly just told me she could stand to improve her Wimbledon-winning, professional athlete body, so I should probably reevaluate my standards.
Okay, Annabel Croft's getup is skewing a leetle prom '95, no? Wouldn't you love to see her in, a feminine Lanvin, or, ooh! Maybe a youthful Rodarte!
Cliff Richard's striped jacket just screams "former pop star comfortable with his place in the world."
This is dedication: Mirka Federer represents; Roger wears victory really easily these days.
Former Wimbledon Referee Alan Mills is a CBE. This lady, charming in neutrals, is described as his "guest." I hate it when they don't bother to ID them.
"Former tennis player Virginia Wade" has an athlete's physical ease; she even succeeds in not being totally worn by an almost-blinding jacket.
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DISCUSSION
Roger looks exhausted. I bet Mirka gave him a whap right across the head afterward for potentially scaring her into early labor.
US Weekly can go ... do something unmentionable. They can snark on Serena's dress right after they win themselves 3 ladies singles titles and 4 ladies doubles titles at Wimbledon.
(Although if she chose to wear another dress, she could see it more easily if she pulled out the tennis dresses she wore for singles and doubles finals and give them to me!! Right?? It's not like Nike and Eleven couldn't make her ten thousand more. Venus can give me hers too.)
Annabel gets a break. It's the Wimbledon ball. I think it's at the rules that you have to look dull (unless you're Roger).
Rrrrrrooggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!
A-Rrrrrrrrrroooooooodddddddd!!!
Seeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeenaaa...!!!
Veeeeeeeeennnnnnnnuuuuuuuuusss...!!!
Where is Rafa?!?
*sobs*
(I know, I know, in rehab on Mallorca. *sobs more*)
*sobs*