O Come All Ye Faithful.

PornHub has compiled a list of their most popular XXXmas-time searches, and boy did people not disappoint. Apparently, there's something to be said about family coming together: there is a lot of step-sibling and step-parent action.

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"fucking dads girlfriend." Alright then. Also to be noted, via PornHub:

Aside from other explicitly Xmas-themed searches which skyrocket in popularity during this time of year, which we'll focus in on shortly, 'overstuffed' also gets 155% more searched during the season; undoubtedly an ode to that feeling you get after a solid holiday meal.

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That seems like a pretty specific search, but okay. Heartwarmingly, PornHub found that their traffic did take a significant dip on Christmas Day. Porn traffic in the US falls 26 percent on December 25, although users in the UK have the most severe drop at 36 percent. Meanwhile in Russia, there's only a 3 percent decrease in porn watching on Christmas Day, and in India, traffic actually increases 8 percent (not that Christmas is a huge deal in the Hindu-majority country).

Oh, and 56 percent of the users are looking at porn on their phones because hell, we're all on the go, and what else are you supposed to do at your childhood home between eating your favorite meals and maintaining diplomacy between your mother and your sister? Play Fruit Ninja or 2048 after remembering you still had them on your phone?

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