Every Hot Dude in Hollywood Is in This Movie

Here’s the trailer for Lone Survivor, the movie based off of Marcus Luttrell’s memoir of the same name about his experience as a Navy SEAL who was the only member of his team to survive an attack by the Taliban during a mission in Afghanistan in 2005. This is Hollywood and everything but from this casting list you’d think there’d never been an unattractive Navy SEAL in history, let alone involved in this particular set of events.

Seriously, look at this list: Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster, Alexander Ludwig (hello Cato), and Scott Elrod (Men in Trees? No one?). Yes, they’re all very um, of a certain type but if that happens to be your type, pre-order those tickets now.