Ever Mix Food & Sex?

Welcome to Jezebel After Midnight, in which we indulge in sexy sex talk. Links here are NSFW.

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Food and fucking have a lot of concepts in common. Eating out, sucking, nibbling. Attractive men and women are often described as tasty. Yummy. Delicious. Mouth-watering. Her ass is juicy; he's a sweet piece of mancandy; she's a peach. So what happens when you mix cooking ingredients and copulation? It's called Sploshing.

Above: The infamous food scene from 1986 film 9½ Weeks, starring Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke. They make it seem awfully fun. Your results may vary. Some may tolerate chocolate sauce, honey or whipped cream, but balk at SpaghettiOs or baked beans. But Wet And Messy sex (WAM) has its enthusiasts, hence Splosh Magazine, and sites like Splosh A Girl. Personally, I don't see the appeal in the savory stuff. But I could imagine a scenario in which I sit naked on a cake, and someone has to lick off all the frosting. That sounds like fun. I'm just not ready for pasta. But you know what they say… Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Earlier in Jezebel After Midnight:
The Pros & Cons Of Phone Sex
Let's Start A Reading List Of Steamy Fiction
I Have A Crush On A Male Porn Star

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DISCUSSION

drunkexpatwriter
DrunkExPatWriter

I'm a fan of pouring champagne into, onto pussy and drinking it out and if you finish the bottle the top of it can be used dildo style if you have a particularly adventurous partner.

There was a time when I was into the whipped cream thing - but then, once, I was with a girl who tied me to the bed and rode my face (while putting whipped cream on her lady flower every so often) for about two hours (it was a long term gf and we'd switch between being dom and sub and it was her weekend to be dom).

Anyway, about three days later my lips fucking inflated to a huge and painful size. Had to go to the doctor. Found out that her stubble had cause some minor cuts around my lips, some whipped cream had gotten inside and led to cellulitis. Had to be on heavy anitbiotics for a while. Was living at home with my parents at the time and try explaining that one. (What I did was told my dad the truth. My dad said he'd handle it with my mom. She never asked me any questions and to this day I have no fucking clue what he told her.)